I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My feet surprised me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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