I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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