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  D3 body, D1 cock

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• (415): View more from California

  I'll probably hate you when I'm sober

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

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  3some

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  You're right, stupid question.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.

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• (607): View more from New York

  The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I had to brake up with him.

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  In my experience drinking helps.

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  You dont want to know why?

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Not really. I want to drink.

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• (760): View more from California

  I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.

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• (818): View more from California

  Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her

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