we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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