that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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