If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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