SEEEEXXX PLEASE
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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