Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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