sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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