he wants to bone in the snuggie
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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