Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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