thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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