and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie