There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.