The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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