why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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