it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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