just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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