You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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