her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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