Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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