What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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