I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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