My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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