considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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