Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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