Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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