They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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