Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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