He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
