I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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