Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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