I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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