i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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