It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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