What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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