on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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