I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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