Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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