Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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