yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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