no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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