Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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