We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
