Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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