Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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