Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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