Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize