The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm passing your future prison.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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