At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
