the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need a beard to bite.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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