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Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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