no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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