mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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