What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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