I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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